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graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
  • graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
  • on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
  • graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
  • montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
  • graham: yes
  • graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
  • petra: we're half through voting now
  • graham: oh that's depressing
  • estonia: shows up
  • graham: is he standing outside a prison?
  • albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
  • graham: better than you
  • albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
  • graham: you should leave
  • eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
  • graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
  • germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
  • graham: speak for yourself
  • dude: breathes
  • graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
  • petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
  • graham: god, please, no
  • denmark: winning
  • graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
  • voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
  • graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
  • graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
  • graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

“Is this you being jealous?”

  • sweden's host: hello lena!
  • graham norton: UGH
  • graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
  • graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
  • germany's host: we're having so much fun!
  • graham norton: speak for yourself lena

dunwall:

connorkawaii:

“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”

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at least the alcohol is free

highschooljewsical:

graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk

leychal:

we all know who the real star of eurovision is 

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ohtobeinggingerandpale asked: "Madiiiii your info box still says your 16 and that is a lie and lying is bad"

Oops sorry shall change!