So can we all agree that darlin’ is the sweetest, sexiest pet name to ever exist?
This is a 14 page story I’ve been working on for the past couple months (which is why there’s been a slow down in updates). I hope you like it, I worked pretty hard on it!
THIS IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST COMIC I HAVE EVER READ I LOVE YOU OH MY GOD
OH MY GoD
in other news i deserve a fucking medal for listening to my sister singing Come What May at the top of her fucking voice next door in the shower
some people probably think she can sing really nicely but i just fucking hate it
probably because she literally does it 100% of the time i want to punch my fist through a wall because the only time I can’t hear her voice is when SHE IS ASLEEP
I HAVE TO BE FINISHED THIS BY TOMORROW I AM 4 WEEKS OVER DEADLINE I AM A HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING
aha this pic is also wonky and blurry i cant even do that right oh no
I desperately just need a whole episode of Shield that focuses on their family-esque relationship where FitzSimmons have a silly fall out, Skye is quick enough to avoid getting caught in the mess, Ward gets dragged into it because he was too slow to escape, May is all “Why would you get involved in something as juvineile as this”and he just throws his hands up like “I didnt even do anything though” Skye loves that Ward is in a huge mess she managed to avoid and then in the end Coulson tells them off one by one like they’re 5 year olds
What if…Frozen Theory
What if Hans still loves Anna?
What if when they trolls said “Get the fiancee out of the way” they meant it?
What if they cast a spell on Hans that replaced his feelings for her with greed?
What if Hans is stuck inside his own mind, screaming and crying, because the love of his life is slipping through his fingers, by his own hand?
What if the open door never closed?
when Johanna says “make him pay for it” to Katniss, who’s to say she was just talking about the dress or even the Quell in general?
what if she was really hoping that Katniss would make Snow pay for what he did to her? what if she was hoping that Katniss would make snow pay for leaving her with no one left she loved?
I’ve seen someone else respond to this with a sound argument/point about how Johanna wouldn’t get a 17 year old girl who she finds kind of infuriating/intolerable to make Snow pay for the pains he caused her personally, but I just thought I’d add my crappy thoughts to the mix.
I like to think Johanna understands where Katniss is coming from, more than she lets on. Katniss is annoying, yeah, but Johanna has a certain level of “yeah ok, I get your point”. Snow has manipulated her all her life and when she retaliated in kind, she got shit for it. She lost her family. She suffered.
But now, Katniss is here. And Katniss has already given Snow a big “fuck you” surviving the games withPeeta. And whilst Katniss is all high and mighty thinking shes the only person who sees how awful the games is Johanna in that moment is right behind her saying, “Don’t give up, keep giving him shit and causing hellfire” because you’re the only one who can. It’s not for lack of trying. But Johanna isn’t stupid and she can see Katniss has caused a stir with her Games. Has already made him pay, if just a little, by planting flowers around Rue. By volunteering to play his game and then making it on her terms.
Johanna has seen people stand up to Snow. She has even suffered first hand because of it. If anyone is going to make Snow pay for fucking them all around its Katniss. [All in this case, meaning not only the Victors, but all the districts. Everyone affected by Snow’s fuckery.]
So it’s less “do this for me because he hurt me” and more “Make him pay, for you, and for me, and for all of us Victors who have suffered our entire lives because of that sick bastard. For anyone who has ever suffered saying “no” when he pushes us into corners. For anyone who has suffered full stop.”.
And, I feel importantly, it’s a type of quiet “sorry” after she comes off brash, and Katniss recoils from her. It’s a “Hey, my bad, I get it” when Katniss explains Snow made her do it and it wasn’t her idea. Because Johanna does get it. She gets that Katniss doesn’t need shit from her criticizing her choice in dress when they’re all aiming for the same thing.
It’s a “Hey, I’m with you. Now go fuck shit up.”
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
a stranger randomly paying off my student loans
if you don’t think this scene was the cutest shit ever then get out of my face
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.
somebody make these for me plsssss
lawd I am so hungry